Der Shopblogger

During WWII three spies, one German, one Japanese, and one Italian are captured by the British. They drag the German off and torture him until he gives up his secrets, it takes three days. Next, they drag off the Japanese spy, and it takes them six days to get him to talk. Finally they take the Italian away. One week. Two weeks. Three weeks and they can't get him to talk! Finally they put him back with the other prisoners. Amazed, the German and Japanese spies ask how he could possibly stay silent so long! The Italian replies, "How could I talk with my hands tied behind my back?!"